Be Surprised

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Me: I wonder whether you would consider removing every age-biased and ableist joke from your various lines of greeting cards. It’s truly amazing that our culture still tolerates abject ageism—but you could be on the right side of history by taking a stand on this issue now ❤️

John Bradburn: You must be fun at parties.

Me: You’d be surprised 💃🏻

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